rate me, [vali]date me

I was a junior in high school. My best friend and I sat on the tops of desks, talking to a guy in a Spanish class.

This wasn’t a guy we were into. He was funny, he was decent looking, but we truly were just passing the time. We talked about everything with this guy. He had become our free pass into the world of a man.

My best friend was petite and beautiful, part Korean with just enough ethnicity to make her look dark and mysterious. She had more confidence than anyone I’d ever met.

I was awkward to say the least. I was clutching onto this best friend’s coat tails trying my hardest to be accepted by the cool crowd. My hair never seemed to lay right, and I had no idea how to properly apply eyeliner. Continue reading

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dad bod: a controversy

Stop what you’re doing and get involved in the tremendously serious debate.

Adam Devine

Oh my word guys, don’t worry about the presidential election race heating up, or the latest doings of ISIS, please put all your energy into singing the praises of, or berating, the dad bod.

Thank God we live in America where we can focus on such important matters instead of worrying about trivial things like where our next meal will come from or where we’ll sleep tonight.

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five nfl players you’ve never heard of hot enough to melt your brain

Even if you’re not a football fan, everyone knows the standard list of hot players who also happen to be stars on their teams, but the thing is, a lot of those guys aren’t even that hot.¬†Here’s looking at you Jay Cutler. So as an avid football fan, and fan of attractive men, I’m pretty sure it’s my duty to inform the masses of a few select players who may not be killing it on the field, but definitely have killer looks.

Here you have my top five hottest current players who you probably haven’t heard of, so go ahead, stare, imagine your lives together, morph your faces together to see what your kids will look like; no one’s judging.

Jordan Cameron, Cleveland BrownsJordan Cameron

Looking for a picture to use in the post was without a doubt the highlight of my day. However, choosing just one was one of the most difficult decisions I’ve ever had to make. Just look at him though, that’s a model pose mid-game. Seriously, no one should be able to be that attractive. Continue reading